"Maitresse, I haven't received your IHIP for A's entry to 7th Grade."
Oops.
8.31.2004
Hallloooo Dahling!
[Maitresse is running to get to BigLaw. Suddenly, a young lady wearing a ballgown, long white gloves, and tiara with oodles of cash falling off her gown approaches Maitresse]
Ball gown Billionairess: "Hallooooo dahling!"
Me: "Erm..me? Hello?"
Billionairess: "Would yoo like an invitation to our bolllllll? Dahling, it will beee fabeulousss!!!"
Me: "OK."
Billionairess: "Come to our yacht, ok, dahling? And brrrring money with you. Lots of it. You'll need it to be with ussss!"
Me: "OK!"
[man in tails and top hot appears behind ball gown lady]
Man in Top Hat: "Hello dahling!"
Me: "Hello. My, your shoes are very shiny."
Man in Top Hat: "That is because I jusssstt paid that lowly illegal immigrant shoeshine man over there to shine them!"
Billionairess: "Alriggght then...see you on our yacht! Tah tah!"
Satire will get you everywhere.
Ball gown Billionairess: "Hallooooo dahling!"
Me: "Erm..me? Hello?"
Billionairess: "Would yoo like an invitation to our bolllllll? Dahling, it will beee fabeulousss!!!"
Me: "OK."
Billionairess: "Come to our yacht, ok, dahling? And brrrring money with you. Lots of it. You'll need it to be with ussss!"
Me: "OK!"
[man in tails and top hot appears behind ball gown lady]
Man in Top Hat: "Hello dahling!"
Me: "Hello. My, your shoes are very shiny."
Man in Top Hat: "That is because I jusssstt paid that lowly illegal immigrant shoeshine man over there to shine them!"
Billionairess: "Alriggght then...see you on our yacht! Tah tah!"
Satire will get you everywhere.
What I am reading right now. A find for two bucks.
Angela's Ashes, by Frank McCourt.
About the author's school experience in Limerick:
"They hit you if you don't know why God made the world, if you don't know the patron saint of Limerick, if you can't recite the Apostles' Creed, if you can't add nineteen to forty-seven, if you can't subtract nineteen from forty-seven, if you don't know the chief towns and products of the thirty-two counties of Ireland, if you can't find Bulgaria on the wall map of the world that's blotted with spit, snot, and blobs of ink thrown by angry pupils expelled forever.
They hit you if you can't say your name in Irish, if you can't say the Hail Mary in Irish, if you can't ask for the lavatory pass in Irish.
It helps to listen to the big boys ahead of you. They can tell you about the master you have now, what he likes and what he hates.
One master will hit you if you don't know that Eamon De Valera is the greatest man that ever lived. Another master will hit you if you don't know that Michael Collins was the greatest man that ever lived.
Mr. Benson hates America and you have to remember to hate America or he'll hit you.
Mr. O'Dea hates England and you have to remember to hate England or he'll hit you.
If you ever say anything good about Oliver Cromwell they'll all hit you."
About the author's school experience in Limerick:
"They hit you if you don't know why God made the world, if you don't know the patron saint of Limerick, if you can't recite the Apostles' Creed, if you can't add nineteen to forty-seven, if you can't subtract nineteen from forty-seven, if you don't know the chief towns and products of the thirty-two counties of Ireland, if you can't find Bulgaria on the wall map of the world that's blotted with spit, snot, and blobs of ink thrown by angry pupils expelled forever.
They hit you if you can't say your name in Irish, if you can't say the Hail Mary in Irish, if you can't ask for the lavatory pass in Irish.
It helps to listen to the big boys ahead of you. They can tell you about the master you have now, what he likes and what he hates.
One master will hit you if you don't know that Eamon De Valera is the greatest man that ever lived. Another master will hit you if you don't know that Michael Collins was the greatest man that ever lived.
Mr. Benson hates America and you have to remember to hate America or he'll hit you.
Mr. O'Dea hates England and you have to remember to hate England or he'll hit you.
If you ever say anything good about Oliver Cromwell they'll all hit you."
8.30.2004
A writes a section summary/discussion of Beowulf
A springboard from which we further discuss this section of the action-packed tale. I love his use of the word "Ergo"!
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Hrothgar left the hall and had entrusted it to Beowulf since he (Hrothgar) knew Grendel was going to come that night.
Beowulf is about to sleep in the hall and says that any day he can be as strong as Grendel. "Grendel does not know the arts of war, of shield or sword-play although he does posess a wild strength. No weapons, therefore, for either this night: unarmed he shall face me if face me he dares."
Now, wouldn't it be easier and swifter if he used a sword? I know it wouldn't be sportsmanship but Grendel has killed a lot of men, and has been a threat for over a decade. Also, if Beowulf does not use a sword there would probably be less wreckage in the hall and also if he wanted to fight unarmed then he shouldn't have brought the spear and sword in the first place. Ergo, it is better to use a sword no matter how manly Beowulf is.
So, then Beowulf had slept with his bolster (a pillow) under his head and his whole company of sea-rovers (a kind of pirate but more like a Viking) at rest beside him. None of them expected to see his homeland again. (Farther on in the book it was just Beowulf who did it alone so they could just watch him fight instead of worrying. Let Beowulf do the work if he is so great).
Grendel comes near the hall. One man, was spoiling for action. When he went inside (the hall), he sabotaged the building maddening (to crave) for blood. All of the men in the hall would've died if it weren't for one of Hygelac's kinsman was watching Grendel waiting for the first move he would make. The creature did not make him wait. He struck suddenly and started in; he grabbed and mauled a man on his bench and gorged on him in lumps, leaving the body lifeless, and eaten up hand and foot. Grendel's talon moved to Beowulf, bearing in with an open claw, till he found himself in an armlock. He found himself in a grap harder than anything he had encountered in any man on the face off the earth. He could not escape. Suddenly, a terrible scream and strain of catastrophe, the howl of the loser, the lament of the hell-serf, keening his wound. Beowulf's warrior tried to help him. Then, a tremendous wound appeared on his shoulder. "His sinews split and bone-lappings" burst. The whole hall was almost destroyed. He was driven under then fern-banks, fatally hurt, to his desolate lair. The end of his life was coming over him. Beowulf had won.
Well, that's going to cost a lot, hope they have insurance.
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Hrothgar left the hall and had entrusted it to Beowulf since he (Hrothgar) knew Grendel was going to come that night.
Beowulf is about to sleep in the hall and says that any day he can be as strong as Grendel. "Grendel does not know the arts of war, of shield or sword-play although he does posess a wild strength. No weapons, therefore, for either this night: unarmed he shall face me if face me he dares."
Now, wouldn't it be easier and swifter if he used a sword? I know it wouldn't be sportsmanship but Grendel has killed a lot of men, and has been a threat for over a decade. Also, if Beowulf does not use a sword there would probably be less wreckage in the hall and also if he wanted to fight unarmed then he shouldn't have brought the spear and sword in the first place. Ergo, it is better to use a sword no matter how manly Beowulf is.
So, then Beowulf had slept with his bolster (a pillow) under his head and his whole company of sea-rovers (a kind of pirate but more like a Viking) at rest beside him. None of them expected to see his homeland again. (Farther on in the book it was just Beowulf who did it alone so they could just watch him fight instead of worrying. Let Beowulf do the work if he is so great).
Grendel comes near the hall. One man, was spoiling for action. When he went inside (the hall), he sabotaged the building maddening (to crave) for blood. All of the men in the hall would've died if it weren't for one of Hygelac's kinsman was watching Grendel waiting for the first move he would make. The creature did not make him wait. He struck suddenly and started in; he grabbed and mauled a man on his bench and gorged on him in lumps, leaving the body lifeless, and eaten up hand and foot. Grendel's talon moved to Beowulf, bearing in with an open claw, till he found himself in an armlock. He found himself in a grap harder than anything he had encountered in any man on the face off the earth. He could not escape. Suddenly, a terrible scream and strain of catastrophe, the howl of the loser, the lament of the hell-serf, keening his wound. Beowulf's warrior tried to help him. Then, a tremendous wound appeared on his shoulder. "His sinews split and bone-lappings" burst. The whole hall was almost destroyed. He was driven under then fern-banks, fatally hurt, to his desolate lair. The end of his life was coming over him. Beowulf had won.
Well, that's going to cost a lot, hope they have insurance.
Shooting for the bullseye
Okay, I have some Maitresse-y things to do now.
A had his first post-puberty check-up at the pediatrician's today. At 67 inches, he's officially "off the chart." Can I say, Yao Ming? Funny how kids grow.
I have also been strategizing with Catherine how to prepare A for CNED studies this year. The CNED is an educational body in France that, along with the Ministry of Education, provides a curriculum for students to prepare for and pass the French Baccalaureat (the "Bac").[Here, Maitresse went into a rather long-winded and pretentious-sounding blah blah blah talk about the Bac and A's French studies. I have since gotten it out of my system, thank you. Now kindly pass me a cornichon.]
Catherine's concern is that while A is already following a full-time American curriculum, adding CNED studies will push A into academic overload. So we are trying to figure out a compromise. I teach CNED's science and maths in lieu of or in addition to what we're already doing, and Catherine handles the French for the CNED work. CNED requires a second language (other than French) to be studied beginning by age 10. We have English and Latin as "secondary languages."
There are more complications, but I won't go into those now. Right now we have: an American classical curriculum, plus the CNED.
I am otherwise excited about this book find: Find the Constellations by H.A. Rey.
8.28.2004
Erm...excuse me. Where am I?
Today I observed an unusual amount of hairsprayed big hair, and white socks and sneakers. And a lack of the normal pedestrian traffic around Times Square. And everywhere else.
Toto, we're not in New York City anymore.
A took his lesson at an outside bench near Central Park with Catherine, under the shade of a big Pottery Barn umbrella and the watchful eye of a cop. They're speaking French. Yeah, the language of subversives. They're also drinking Jamba Juice.
After his lesson, A wanted to go to Washington Square Park. I refused. I did not want to get accidentally arrested.
Toto, we're not in New York City anymore.
A took his lesson at an outside bench near Central Park with Catherine, under the shade of a big Pottery Barn umbrella and the watchful eye of a cop. They're speaking French. Yeah, the language of subversives. They're also drinking Jamba Juice.
After his lesson, A wanted to go to Washington Square Park. I refused. I did not want to get accidentally arrested.
8.27.2004
I am supposed to be planning our academic schedule...
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But I have a little problem. I am distracted.
But I have a little problem. I am distracted.
8.26.2004
Siouxsie Sioux is coming! Siouxsie Sioux is coming!
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Sept. 5-7 at 8 p.m. at B.B. King's on 42nd St.
Funny, and not too long after my blurb about becoming more Native.
Sept. 5-7 at 8 p.m. at B.B. King's on 42nd St.
Funny, and not too long after my blurb about becoming more Native.
8.25.2004
a word on scheduling
As lofty as my aspirations were with scheduling our first academic year of homeschooling, I will admit that I deviated not just a little from our schedule as I first created it.
Our daily 6th grade academic schedule looked like this:
M-W-F
- Latin 8:30-9:00 am
- English Spelling (Wordly Wise) 9:00-9:20 am
- English Grammar 9:20 am - 9:35 am
- Structured Reading (after brief break) 10:00 am - 10:30 am
- Writing 10:30 am - 11:15 am
- History & Geography (after lunch break) 12:00- 12:30 pm
- Logic 12:30 - 12:45 pm
Additional lessons:
- Violin lesson on Monday afternoons
- French on Wednesdays with Catherine ("homework" throughout the week)
T-R
- Science Internship on Tuesdays (4-6 hours) followed by Math at home
- Science curriculum on Thursdays with "homework" for the rest of the week
- Math on Thursdays
- Art after Math for 30-60 min., depending on the instruction in the lesson taken from "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" curriculum
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- We covered "U.S. Government" on weekends.
P.E.
- Outside play
- Fencing
- Swimming
- Sailing
note: Sailing and outside play were free! We used our local YMCA for swimming classes, as they provided the most bang for my buck, and there are some fencing programs in NYC that are also inexpensive or totally gratis.
Eventually, though, we began waking up at around 9:00 am and not doing lessons until after that time. By then, though, we were on "automatic pilot" and we'd begin with Latin, with the remaining subjects covered by around 2 pm. If anything was NOT covered by 2 pm, we'd take a break anyway, and resume after dinner until whatever subject was completed. At first I felt very guilty for not continuing to "follow a schedule" but I realized that allotting a time to a subject as we went along was OK.
Deadlines were not always followed this year. I found myself modifying deadlines a lot. My solution to that for the coming year is getting A his own agenda, into which he will write his projects due by date order on a calendar for which he is totally responsible. I have decided to get him the most grown-up looking one from the Columbia University Bookstore.
Our daily 6th grade academic schedule looked like this:
M-W-F
- Latin 8:30-9:00 am
- English Spelling (Wordly Wise) 9:00-9:20 am
- English Grammar 9:20 am - 9:35 am
- Structured Reading (after brief break) 10:00 am - 10:30 am
- Writing 10:30 am - 11:15 am
- History & Geography (after lunch break) 12:00- 12:30 pm
- Logic 12:30 - 12:45 pm
Additional lessons:
- Violin lesson on Monday afternoons
- French on Wednesdays with Catherine ("homework" throughout the week)
T-R
- Science Internship on Tuesdays (4-6 hours) followed by Math at home
- Science curriculum on Thursdays with "homework" for the rest of the week
- Math on Thursdays
- Art after Math for 30-60 min., depending on the instruction in the lesson taken from "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" curriculum
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- We covered "U.S. Government" on weekends.
P.E.
- Outside play
- Fencing
- Swimming
- Sailing
note: Sailing and outside play were free! We used our local YMCA for swimming classes, as they provided the most bang for my buck, and there are some fencing programs in NYC that are also inexpensive or totally gratis.
Eventually, though, we began waking up at around 9:00 am and not doing lessons until after that time. By then, though, we were on "automatic pilot" and we'd begin with Latin, with the remaining subjects covered by around 2 pm. If anything was NOT covered by 2 pm, we'd take a break anyway, and resume after dinner until whatever subject was completed. At first I felt very guilty for not continuing to "follow a schedule" but I realized that allotting a time to a subject as we went along was OK.
Deadlines were not always followed this year. I found myself modifying deadlines a lot. My solution to that for the coming year is getting A his own agenda, into which he will write his projects due by date order on a calendar for which he is totally responsible. I have decided to get him the most grown-up looking one from the Columbia University Bookstore.
My wish list
- I would build my very own Maitresse Classical School. Preferably in the West Village for the "far from the madding crowd" factor, or on the Upper West Side for the "credibility factor."
There would be the Classical Curriculum, of course, plus tons of opportunities for outings, sports, chess, art in museums, music, an in-house darkroom, school newspaper, and academic or interest clubs that students could start or drop at will.
Students will have, by 12th grade, published a softcover book of any length, of non-fiction, poems, or stories, or a story, which they will have had the opportunity to work on from 9th grade. Community service, conflict resolution, entrepreneurship, and sustainability teachings would also factor into the curriculum.
- Alexander starts a rock band, becomes known as the "thinking man's musician," and becomes famous. He credits his success and everything he knows to his classical home education.
- A and I open a Willy Wonka-style candy factory in Williamsburg. Why Williamsburg? Because it's got tons of factory space and it's hip, silly. Plus, that psychedelic boat ride...
- I build a cob house somewhere in North America. Then I build another. And another. Soon, I have a cob house community of homeschoolers who really don't mind living among one another. Or at least, it would serve as a good retreat for like-minded families.
- More parents who don't homeschool notice us who do, and decide that we have got the right idea, take responsibility for their children's educations, and homeschool, too.
- Maitresse gets funding for that thoroughbred rescue farm.
- A takes me up on my RTW ticket offer, and goes around the world after high school.
There would be the Classical Curriculum, of course, plus tons of opportunities for outings, sports, chess, art in museums, music, an in-house darkroom, school newspaper, and academic or interest clubs that students could start or drop at will.
Students will have, by 12th grade, published a softcover book of any length, of non-fiction, poems, or stories, or a story, which they will have had the opportunity to work on from 9th grade. Community service, conflict resolution, entrepreneurship, and sustainability teachings would also factor into the curriculum.
- Alexander starts a rock band, becomes known as the "thinking man's musician," and becomes famous. He credits his success and everything he knows to his classical home education.
- A and I open a Willy Wonka-style candy factory in Williamsburg. Why Williamsburg? Because it's got tons of factory space and it's hip, silly. Plus, that psychedelic boat ride...
- I build a cob house somewhere in North America. Then I build another. And another. Soon, I have a cob house community of homeschoolers who really don't mind living among one another. Or at least, it would serve as a good retreat for like-minded families.
- More parents who don't homeschool notice us who do, and decide that we have got the right idea, take responsibility for their children's educations, and homeschool, too.
- Maitresse gets funding for that thoroughbred rescue farm.
- A takes me up on my RTW ticket offer, and goes around the world after high school.
8.24.2004
Why can't we be more...American?
.
Hawkeye: Would the Huron make his Algonquin brothers foolish with brandy and steal his lands to sell them for gold to the white man? Would the Huron have greed for more land than a man can use? *
I am bound to get evil eye e-mail for this. We live in a great, productive country. We pride ourselves on our work ethic, our innovation, our genius, our ability to make money in our enterprise.
And I love this country, or I wouldn't choose to be here.
But tonight, as I worked at BigLaw, and attorneys everywhere talked of their $50,000 weekend summer house fees for one summer in the Hamptons, or stressed over the minutiae of the bloody one-sentence fax that had to go out seconds ago to the CEO of the BigFirm which BigLaw represents, or the e-mail that didn't go out fast enough, or did the courier deliver the document to the attorney at his home who was waiting to do more work in the middle of the night, or the Blackberry that doesn't seem to deliver the same message you will get on your computer which is still faster than snail-mail anyway, or you-know-who who just bought a BMW so that SHE CAN DRIVE IN TO WORK ON SUNDAYS to enjoy it but can't afford it UNLESS SHE ACTUALLY WORKS ON SUNDAYS, or the class action lawsuit that demands that the risky mutual fund just should have performed better....I wonder...
HAVE WE ABSOLUTELY GONE BONKERS? LIKE, STARK, RAVING MAD? I also know that this is not isolated to BigLaw - but is a reflection of so much that goes on in our society. On a more extreme level it's Enron. Worldcomm. Halliburton. ImClone.
Or the Long Island Board of Education.
Or the lawsuit against McDonald's for causing obesity. Yeah. Uh-huh.
More. More. More. And I will not be accountable for what happens when I get it.
The western world has been like this for a long time. Howard Zinn, how right you were: "The Indians, Columbus reported, 'are so naive and so free with their possessions, that no one who has not witnessed them would believe it. When you ask for something they have, they never say no. [T]hey offer to share with anyone...' He concluded his report by asking for a little help from their Majesties, and in return he would bring them from his next voyage 'as much gold as they need...and as many slaves as they ask.'" from A People's History of the United States.
Yes, as a society, we are selfish. We want more, now, yesterday, faster, better, costlier, but not actually pay the expense ourselves, better, faster, sweeter, with fewer carbs thank you, send it electronically, you can reach me on my Blackberry, and let me have as little of the work involved to get there.
I wonder. Why can't we be more... American? At least, like in the indigenous sense? Imagine. Taking responsibility for our actions. Being ok with sharing freely. Claiming only the land than we can use at that moment. Not being afraid of aging because becoming an elder is cool and we get more respect when we become elders. And irrespective of rank (because not everyone is equal, right?), everyone still pitches in.
Not to mention I'd get to mount a galloping horse and do wicked archery. But that is beside the point.
Perhaps equal billing enables respect for that standard of living. But I doubt the United States would put up with a Maori Renaissance similarly-styled for Native Americans. Imagine what our society might be like if we did? Yes, I too, was a corporate CEO trained in ways and the work ethics of the Blackfoot.
Sigh. At least, I have homeschooling. It is far from the madding crowd, and when I teach, I give only what I can offer, and no more. No one can embezzle from the Maitresse Board of Education, either. In my view, that is most American.
So take that, Blackberry.**
*Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye to Sachem, in the film "Last of the Mohicans," based on the James Fenimore Cooper novel.
**An American (Canadian) gadget that delivers email to your person. Now taking subways and trains by storm all over New York, and well....America.
**
Hawkeye: Would the Huron make his Algonquin brothers foolish with brandy and steal his lands to sell them for gold to the white man? Would the Huron have greed for more land than a man can use? *
I am bound to get evil eye e-mail for this. We live in a great, productive country. We pride ourselves on our work ethic, our innovation, our genius, our ability to make money in our enterprise.
And I love this country, or I wouldn't choose to be here.
But tonight, as I worked at BigLaw, and attorneys everywhere talked of their $50,000 weekend summer house fees for one summer in the Hamptons, or stressed over the minutiae of the bloody one-sentence fax that had to go out seconds ago to the CEO of the BigFirm which BigLaw represents, or the e-mail that didn't go out fast enough, or did the courier deliver the document to the attorney at his home who was waiting to do more work in the middle of the night, or the Blackberry that doesn't seem to deliver the same message you will get on your computer which is still faster than snail-mail anyway, or you-know-who who just bought a BMW so that SHE CAN DRIVE IN TO WORK ON SUNDAYS to enjoy it but can't afford it UNLESS SHE ACTUALLY WORKS ON SUNDAYS, or the class action lawsuit that demands that the risky mutual fund just should have performed better....I wonder...
HAVE WE ABSOLUTELY GONE BONKERS? LIKE, STARK, RAVING MAD? I also know that this is not isolated to BigLaw - but is a reflection of so much that goes on in our society. On a more extreme level it's Enron. Worldcomm. Halliburton. ImClone.
Or the Long Island Board of Education.
Or the lawsuit against McDonald's for causing obesity. Yeah. Uh-huh.
More. More. More. And I will not be accountable for what happens when I get it.
The western world has been like this for a long time. Howard Zinn, how right you were: "The Indians, Columbus reported, 'are so naive and so free with their possessions, that no one who has not witnessed them would believe it. When you ask for something they have, they never say no. [T]hey offer to share with anyone...' He concluded his report by asking for a little help from their Majesties, and in return he would bring them from his next voyage 'as much gold as they need...and as many slaves as they ask.'" from A People's History of the United States.
Yes, as a society, we are selfish. We want more, now, yesterday, faster, better, costlier, but not actually pay the expense ourselves, better, faster, sweeter, with fewer carbs thank you, send it electronically, you can reach me on my Blackberry, and let me have as little of the work involved to get there.
I wonder. Why can't we be more... American? At least, like in the indigenous sense? Imagine. Taking responsibility for our actions. Being ok with sharing freely. Claiming only the land than we can use at that moment. Not being afraid of aging because becoming an elder is cool and we get more respect when we become elders. And irrespective of rank (because not everyone is equal, right?), everyone still pitches in.
Not to mention I'd get to mount a galloping horse and do wicked archery. But that is beside the point.
Perhaps equal billing enables respect for that standard of living. But I doubt the United States would put up with a Maori Renaissance similarly-styled for Native Americans. Imagine what our society might be like if we did? Yes, I too, was a corporate CEO trained in ways and the work ethics of the Blackfoot.
Sigh. At least, I have homeschooling. It is far from the madding crowd, and when I teach, I give only what I can offer, and no more. No one can embezzle from the Maitresse Board of Education, either. In my view, that is most American.
So take that, Blackberry.**
*Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye to Sachem, in the film "Last of the Mohicans," based on the James Fenimore Cooper novel.
**An American (Canadian) gadget that delivers email to your person. Now taking subways and trains by storm all over New York, and well....America.
**
8.22.2004
A family of bloggers...
OK, folks, I'm going to provide the link to A's blog. It is a pleasure blog. A fun blog. His academic stuff is kept off the web.
He would like more visitors to his site, and I really do not mind if other parents get to see his writings, rants, and...erm...rather normal interest in bands!
Alexander's blog is Pirates of the Carpe Diem.
note: I let A edit/create his own blog, writings and embellishments. Any quirks in the sidebar will be eventually corrected by the blog editor.
He would like more visitors to his site, and I really do not mind if other parents get to see his writings, rants, and...erm...rather normal interest in bands!
Alexander's blog is Pirates of the Carpe Diem.
note: I let A edit/create his own blog, writings and embellishments. Any quirks in the sidebar will be eventually corrected by the blog editor.
8.21.2004
What we took our 93-year-old grandmother to see today...
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It's true! The show closes tomorrow, and we figured, man-eating plants are probably right up her alley (more so than, say, The Producers). No English required - the comic moments were mainly physical and funny in any language. The audience was full of children of all ages, too. Grandma loved it.
It's true! The show closes tomorrow, and we figured, man-eating plants are probably right up her alley (more so than, say, The Producers). No English required - the comic moments were mainly physical and funny in any language. The audience was full of children of all ages, too. Grandma loved it.
What we ate afterwards...
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Battered, fried & salted cod with malt vinegar...mmmm....and fried toffee crisp for dessert. British soul food. Yep, that'll do.
A Salt and Battery. Two locations in the City.
Battered, fried & salted cod with malt vinegar...mmmm....and fried toffee crisp for dessert. British soul food. Yep, that'll do.
A Salt and Battery. Two locations in the City.
From a law school colleague's blog...
"
FBI Tracks Potential Republican National Convention Protesters
Law enforcement sources said that in recent weeks, federal agents have begun interviewing people in the New York City area they believe might know about any plots to cause mayhem at the convention, and have used surveillance against possible suspects.The intelligence unit of the New York Police Department has been closely monitoring Web sites run by self-described anarchists. It also has sought to infiltrate protest groups with young, scruffy-looking officers posing as activists. Memo to all vintage/novelty clothing store owners in Manhattan: Be on the alert in the following week for roving bands of uniformed officers buying Che Guevara t-shirts.
Meanwhile, sites have been suggesting people sign up to volunteer for the convention and either not show up or dress and behave conservatively, gain entrance, and cause mayhem from within. It's going to be crazy, kids.
Cops will be dressing like scruffy liberal arts college lefties. Liberal arts college lefties will be dressing like young Republicans. Some real Republicans look like scruffy hipster anarchists. All we need is the Village People to come in and dress like cops... although the NYPD thinks that activists may try to dress up like cops and fake police brutality.
Madness, I tell you! Madness!DON'T. TRUST. ANYONE.Me? I'll be staying home, thank you. "
credit to FM.
FBI Tracks Potential Republican National Convention Protesters
Law enforcement sources said that in recent weeks, federal agents have begun interviewing people in the New York City area they believe might know about any plots to cause mayhem at the convention, and have used surveillance against possible suspects.The intelligence unit of the New York Police Department has been closely monitoring Web sites run by self-described anarchists. It also has sought to infiltrate protest groups with young, scruffy-looking officers posing as activists. Memo to all vintage/novelty clothing store owners in Manhattan: Be on the alert in the following week for roving bands of uniformed officers buying Che Guevara t-shirts.
Meanwhile, sites have been suggesting people sign up to volunteer for the convention and either not show up or dress and behave conservatively, gain entrance, and cause mayhem from within. It's going to be crazy, kids.
Cops will be dressing like scruffy liberal arts college lefties. Liberal arts college lefties will be dressing like young Republicans. Some real Republicans look like scruffy hipster anarchists. All we need is the Village People to come in and dress like cops... although the NYPD thinks that activists may try to dress up like cops and fake police brutality.
Madness, I tell you! Madness!DON'T. TRUST. ANYONE.Me? I'll be staying home, thank you. "
credit to FM.
8.20.2004
And then there was Minimus...
.
For a while now, I have eyed the Minimus curriculum after our experience with Latin Primer by Martha Wilson. It is simply more middle-schooler friendly, as it depicts Latin usage in engaging comic-style graphics, and it's whole-to-parts approach is more similar to A's language training repertoire.
It is also a secular curriculum.
We are making the Minimus plunge. We could not be happier.
For a while now, I have eyed the Minimus curriculum after our experience with Latin Primer by Martha Wilson. It is simply more middle-schooler friendly, as it depicts Latin usage in engaging comic-style graphics, and it's whole-to-parts approach is more similar to A's language training repertoire.
It is also a secular curriculum.
We are making the Minimus plunge. We could not be happier.
8.19.2004
Convention Week
The RNC is coming to in Manhattan. Fun, fun! I believe more protestors will descend on the island than Convention-goers. I don't know how I will participate yet, but A and I have marched a couple of times in the past two years. I also plan to work at BigLaw that week, despite this e-mail:
"We continue to work closely with our landlord to maintain the overall security at BigLaw. We also receive information on a regular basis from a variety of government and security agencies. We will distribute relevant information as we receive it. If you observe anything unusual in and around our building at any time, you should contact Security (ext. XXXX) immediately. Our landlord has recently agreed to allow the NYPD to use some of the vacant first floor space in [BigLaw Building] to set up a command post. As a result, you may notice a heavier than usual police presence in and around our building. The NYPD also continues to use our building as a training location for their [police group named after a Greek half-god] units, which are the heavily armed, anti-terrorism units created after September 11th. You may encounter these police officers, who wear body armor and carry machine guns and other specialized equipment, in front of our building. Please be assured that they are in this location for training purposes only. "
I did not make this up...*training purposes only*!
Hot spit. La Maitresse is going to have fun.
"We continue to work closely with our landlord to maintain the overall security at BigLaw. We also receive information on a regular basis from a variety of government and security agencies. We will distribute relevant information as we receive it. If you observe anything unusual in and around our building at any time, you should contact Security (ext. XXXX) immediately. Our landlord has recently agreed to allow the NYPD to use some of the vacant first floor space in [BigLaw Building] to set up a command post. As a result, you may notice a heavier than usual police presence in and around our building. The NYPD also continues to use our building as a training location for their [police group named after a Greek half-god] units, which are the heavily armed, anti-terrorism units created after September 11th. You may encounter these police officers, who wear body armor and carry machine guns and other specialized equipment, in front of our building. Please be assured that they are in this location for training purposes only. "
I did not make this up...*training purposes only*!
Hot spit. La Maitresse is going to have fun.
8.18.2004
Bring It
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
From the NY Times Magazine
(this past Sunday)..an article about...oh, a strange little girl...
Alexander is learning about "military" time and time zones via his event picks at www.olympics.com. He is getting very good at it: "The women's foil fencing are on at 19:19...is that 2:19 pm our time?" Yes, indeed.
Erinn Smart competed in the foil division today, a young African-American woman who trains at the fencing club in NYC where A is a member. While she didn't place for a medal, she is a force to be reckoned with, and I expect that she fenced brilliantly for the U.S. Last year, A and I watched international fencers Gruchala of Poland, Wuillaume of France, and Vezzali of Italy compete at the World Fencing Championships. They held the World finals at Grand Central Station. Vezzali won the gold in Athens today.
All these sports events got me thinking: if I could, I'd have A do more soccer, more swimming, more fencing, he'd learn to row, etc., during the day. I understand that in New Zealand, it is not atypical for kiwis to learn several sports, and learn each well. I strive for the same. Which is why I am so offended by the CNN article depicting homeschoolers on a sofa. On a couch, for godsakes.
And anyway, for whom is homeschooling accomplished entirely at home? I spend so much time out of doors with A - at the museum, at the River Project, at music and French lessons, sailing, fencing, etc., that our homeschooling has only ever been partially at home (need I mention supplemental outings - if we study Assyria in Kingfisher History, we "go there" to the Metropolitan Museum's Assyrian antiquities section). If anything, I feel we want our children to learn what is out there, not confine them to more walls (the institutional walls at home!) or have them become socially inept book nerds.
OK. I got that out of my system. Now back to the couch to watch the Olympics.
Alexander is learning about "military" time and time zones via his event picks at www.olympics.com. He is getting very good at it: "The women's foil fencing are on at 19:19...is that 2:19 pm our time?" Yes, indeed.
Erinn Smart competed in the foil division today, a young African-American woman who trains at the fencing club in NYC where A is a member. While she didn't place for a medal, she is a force to be reckoned with, and I expect that she fenced brilliantly for the U.S. Last year, A and I watched international fencers Gruchala of Poland, Wuillaume of France, and Vezzali of Italy compete at the World Fencing Championships. They held the World finals at Grand Central Station. Vezzali won the gold in Athens today.
All these sports events got me thinking: if I could, I'd have A do more soccer, more swimming, more fencing, he'd learn to row, etc., during the day. I understand that in New Zealand, it is not atypical for kiwis to learn several sports, and learn each well. I strive for the same. Which is why I am so offended by the CNN article depicting homeschoolers on a sofa. On a couch, for godsakes.
And anyway, for whom is homeschooling accomplished entirely at home? I spend so much time out of doors with A - at the museum, at the River Project, at music and French lessons, sailing, fencing, etc., that our homeschooling has only ever been partially at home (need I mention supplemental outings - if we study Assyria in Kingfisher History, we "go there" to the Metropolitan Museum's Assyrian antiquities section). If anything, I feel we want our children to learn what is out there, not confine them to more walls (the institutional walls at home!) or have them become socially inept book nerds.
OK. I got that out of my system. Now back to the couch to watch the Olympics.
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