So, as you all know, my son, A, as of this year, is at boarding school. And guess who was invited to speak at his new school's commencement? That's right. Karl.
It's a controversy that's been picked up in all the media.
You see, Karl is said to have outed a covert fashion designer (who I will call Valerie Plain) because Plain's fashion critic husband wrote an article questioning Karl's...erm...claim that another designer obtained African-made couture zippers that were made of uranium and dangerous to the fashion-wearing public. So Karl-darling outed Valerie Plain which was sort of a fashion security disaster (she is no longer covert, and is working on a fabulous fashion book deal with Anna Wintour).
Of course, nobody can prove that Karl outed Valerie Plain. But it's sort of hard to ignore that all the fabulously baubled and manicured fingers point to Karl.
Then there's the other stuff that Karl has done that LaMai will not discuss here.
So a bunch of sartorially-inclined students at BTBSA decided to put on their fashionista best and challenge Karl to a catwalk at their Commencement. Karl must have gotten hot under his French-made collar, because he has since declined the invitation to speak at Commencement and will instead talk fashion in two weeks with the students.
In any case, if you've figured out what the heck I am talking about here, you can Google it. It's just so exciting.
xoxLaMai
2 comments:
Ha,
this is all too exciting!
First Fight Club, now Karl! Is this the BT*G*BS or what??
LaMai, I wish you'd write more often, not limiting yourself to the goings-on of A. Your style is so engaging --- can we call you Coco??
Who are you, drosophila? I mean, I know what you are, but fruity fly-on-the-wall sweets, who are you?
xoxLaMai
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