I am a mad woman.
Me: Hi Corinna. How about getting our knitting circle involved in the Knitting Olympics?
Corinna: What's that?
Me: Well, it's this idea that Yarn Harlot came up with...yadda yadda yadda...guidelines...yadda yadda yadda...February 10th until February 26...yadda yadda yadda...and we could do it as a media event, and we would highlight different New York bars, because, after all, we are Booze and Yarn, maybe at CBGB's or at the Bowery Poetry Club or Brooklyn Brewery or Niagara, give credit to Yarn Harlot, of course, and donate our projects to a charity, which would be great, the community and the press love that sort of thing, maybe donate our knitted goods to our favorite women's shelter, and we can have a closing ceremony with buttons and and music and Olympic-watching and booze and stuff. I can do the press release. Whaddya think?
Corinna: Sounds great. Let's get to work on it.
Wait. Did I just coordinate another insane media event?