Stupidest food ever award

...has to go to Smucker's "Uncrustables Microwaveable Grilled Cheese Sandwich." It has no crust and is filled wtih a "pasteurized process cheese spread" and if you actually microwave it, which the Smucker's folks seem to encourage you to do, the result is as limp as a geriatric man in need of a dose of Levitra. People, people, do you not know that the BEST grilled cheese sandwiches are made with REAL cheese on ridiculously soft bread with a shot of butter on the bread for a crispy exterior and then grilled on a stove? And as one famous actor said, the best is made with "government cheese." Even government cheese is REAL cheese. When, when, when did we make the transition from good cheap soul food to ridiculously bad and costlier soul food? Sigh.

It ranks right up there with "Punk Aerobics."

God Save the Queen (of grilled cheese).

There's still time to enter the MTA Centennial Subway Poetry Contest.


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