White Foragers Report Threat of Black Looters

Thank you, The Onion for putting this in perspective.

Here in NYC, the benefit concert mania for Hurricane Victims
has begun. Personally, I feel that the more benefit shows and fundraising we do, the less our government takes responsibility for this thing. And yes, I think that is a bad thing.

Maybe I have too much ..erm... faith in my government? I am not the only one. Word through the benefit shows grapevine is that Bruce Springsteen issued a statement which implied that benefit concerts are not the way to go for Katrina victims.