Diary of a 6th grade homexchoolin' Mammy in Noo Yawk City. Move on over, Parents League...

"ah's puttin' togither a BOTOX PARTY fundraizzu. Not thet ah's implyin' thet yo' NEED it, but eff'n yo', o' ennyone yo' know, is interested in givin' it a try, o' givin' it as a gif', please corntack me. ah have a docko' an' a venue in mind, cuss it all t' tarnation. All proceeds will hoof it to breast kincer research."

Thanks to Sarah at Poppins Classical Academy for this fun. The above is in "Redneck" dialect.

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