2.07.2007

I am Baroque. Which means I have no Monet.

On the Financial Aid form from provided by BLANK School:

- Do you have any knowledge of a bequest or inheritance intended for you or your family members?

LaMai's answer: Erm, no.

- Do you or your child own a horse?

LaMai's answer: Braaay. I mean, erm, no.

- Airplane or antique cars owned:

Are you %$##ing kidding me?

4 comments:

Manda said...

Oh. My. G-d. I'm just saying.

Becky said...

Psst. You wanna buy a share cheap (and I mean cheap like borscht) in a very old but very large) horse?

You can say she's being pastured at the ranch where you, er, "summer". Which means you'll have to come visit and A can go rowing on the river :)

Oh, and my fil owns a lovely vintage, though nonworking, 1950 pickup truck lol.

Anonymous said...

But --- then A won't get a full scholarship!

la Maitresse said...

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!